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Mistress Alaya x x x
(less of the Auntie, and more of the Agony!)
Hi, I'm just dropping a line or
2 to say how glad I found BirchPlace.
Its been one those yrs for me im
a mature girl but only on scene for just over 2 yrs, been
wild ride though, b4 then had been dressing for yrs but have
come out in Mancs now and enjoyed myself loads - , wsp in
loos in naps giggles.
And have had a lot of horny hung
and not so hung but nice guys visit me. As my profile shows
I'm into cocks in big way and well loves them all , but
since I started, it seems the more I get the more I want -
is this norm or am I just being greedy to make up for lost
time!
Who cares cos I'm so enjoying it
I don't really care so long as not have go too long without
a cock or I get withdrawal symptoms - well get withdrawal
after every guy but hey they got go home!
HOTLIPS xxxx
Hello Hotlips
Sounds like you are having fun! Keep up the good work of
cock-sucking!
Mistress Alaya
Hi,
I'm Roberta very new to the
scene learning fast but on a big learning curve that I want
to enjoy safely. Coming from Ireland originally I suppressed
many feelings I had for years about my sexuality and my
desire to dress which recently has become so much more
pleasurable.
I have a couple of questions
that perhaps may be kindly answered. I have my own pad and
while only on birch place a couple of weeks seem to be
getting a few offers. I am a very accommodating caring and
loving person by nature (elf praise is no praise they say)
and love chatting to other girls. I sometimes find it hard
to approach certain TVs as I am new to the scene and while
wishing to explore my very open and kinky self with others
feel I may be trying too hard to make contact with those who
could help me rediscover my openness.
I am sub but also have a
dominant side which I would like to explore. Being able to
accommodate will bring me like minded friends especially in
London but being a person who finds it hard to say no may be
quite difficult for me perhaps I need some assertiveness
training as a mistress. There is also the noise factor and
the neighbours, god i have it bad.
I have decided to set myself
some ground rules for accommodation, and perhaps travel
more. I like seeing new places anyway. I have also decided
to only meet with those who send me a pic. Having terrible
trouble downsizing my photos though especially when I'm
chatting to other girls. Anyway well enough from me any
advise would be gratefully excepted and listened too.
Many thanks
Kinky CD London
xxx
Hello Roberta,
Well I have one piece of information for you first of you
which is don't label yourself.
Life is for living and there are plenty of places for you
to go and socialise and meet new people without having sex.
Or if its sex you want then there are also places for
that to.
London is one of the best places to be just so you can be
yourself and also meet like minded people as well.
As for Mistress training then I'm sure if you ask then
you will find help from another TV Mistress or a Master.
if your not happy just walking into somewhere then there
are groups on the net and also as you said BirchPlace is a
great way of getting to know others as well.
As for pics I'm sure if you have any real trouble if you
send them to me, I can resize and also show you how.
Just one thing remember when meeting new people that you
get the correct information like email address and phone
numbers just in case.
Here is
a list of a few places you can go to meet admirers, TVs &
TSs.
hope you have loads of fun and enjoy
Angel xx
Dear BirchPlace
For the twenty years I have been
married I have had sex with my wife far less than she has
had with other men. Now, it has been two years since we last
had sex.
She is exclusively fucking her
boyfriend now. I guess this not only makes me somewhat of a
cuckold, it also indicates a certain submissiveness on my
part.
Although I have never been
unfaithful to her with a real woman, I have been to a number
of T-girls. I have some questions for you: does wanting to
give oral pleasure to a T-girl make me bi-sexual? Also, are
there genuinely dominant T-girl mistresses out there who
would enjoy humiliating a cuckold?
Brian
Dear Brian,
Well in my experience id say yes your submissive, yes you
are bi and yes there are quite a few Dominate T-Girls out
there who would take advantage of your sucking skills.
I for one would love to see you take my strap on and deep
throat it.
But then I'm a sadistic bitch that gets a kick out of all
submissive gestures.
Being bi isn't a issue though these days so don't fret, if
you enjoy then its good, don't stop having as much fun as
your wife. There are many gurls out there who would enjoy
the pleasures you can bring by your willing mouth id say :)
Now get on your knees and suck.
Angel xx
Hello
Being a new girl to the scene i am
getting mixed advice on oral and anal sex. Obviously being
more into men then other TV's I want to be used, but feel,
as I have only had sex with two married men I have not been
at too much risk. Both under the influence of poppers have
used me without a condom.
However I feel there is a real
danger of continuing this route. The guys are stating it's
like married sex, once you know each other is ok there's no
problem. Also oral sex, lots of girls tell me it's ok to
swallow or spit. What's the risk and what's your experiences
on safe or risky sex.
Hannah x
Hello again sweet-pea,
Women (and t-girls) are like pianos - when they are not
upright, they are grand. Guys will say just about anything
to get a bird horizontal and considerably more to have their
wicked way sans 'Wellingtons'.
You are taking a risk on several fronts in having
unprotected downstairs sex. Most tranny-chasers are
promiscuous creatures and the marriage tag means nothing. If
they are cheating on their wives, the chances are they also
cheat with their mouths. Jaded marriages don't just lead
hubby to seek pastures new and there is every chance that
their respective wives are also playing the field,
multiplying the risk factor. It may not seem relevant to us
here in Britain yet, but there are more women than men
infected with HIV in Africa. An alarming percentage of
people in the UK are contracting clamidya, a fairly serious
fungal infection, and the more traditional venereal diseases
are on the up too. HIV can take several months to show up on
a test, so a negative test does not necessarily mean a lack
of infection and the ability to infect whilst incubating HIV
must remain a distinct possibility.
Don't do it is my advice. The only safe sex is between
two virgins (who believe each other). You put others in
danger as well as yourself - if stud A or stud B is telling
porky pies, then you are endangering the other one. Stud A's
and stud B's wives are also in the risk chain.
Unprotected oral sex is not risk-free, but nowhere near
as dangerous as anal sex. So far as I am aware there have
been no proven cases of HIV being transmitted orally, except
where there has been a two-way blood exchange - the reason
why HIV positive dentists are barred from practice - and you
should know if you have problems with your own mouth. Of
course, there are treatable conditions that you can catch,
the most common of these being thrush. I caught albatross
once from sucking three cocks at once.
So baby, carry on sucking and swallowing, but take care
and get checked out if the lining of your mouth starts to
feel odd.
On a lighter note, did you hear about the dyslexic
alcoholic who went to the VD clinic to get his DTs sorted?
Cheer up sweetpea, worse things happen at sea.
Kisses
Auntie xxxxx
P.S. Protect your dildos as well!
Dear BirchPlace
Being new to the scene I cannot
believe I have lived my 46 years thinking I was a weirdo. I
probably am, but at least I now know I am in good company. I
am lucky to have a GG (genetic-girl) who goes shopping with
me, and I am amazed how I can go into shops and say I've
lost a bet to try on and buy clothes (haven't quite got the
balls to say I voluntary want to buy this sexy gear) but I'm
getting there. I have even got new GG friends, some just
love it.
My problem is choosing a hair
style, and make up to suit. In some pictures I look
gorgeous, others I look like a navvy.
is there any one out there who
you could recommend that will spend the time to advise.
***** is no object, I just want to know I look a million
dollars before I go out and earn it, I mean have some
fun....
thanks (love reading your ads by
the way, nice to know there's still some fun people out
there)
Hannah x
Hello Hannah,
Thank you for your kind footnote baby. Alas, not everyone
finds the tongue-in-cheek humour in my ads. I am thinking of
creating a pseudonym and placing ads of such mind-numbing
banality that they cause a pandemic of somnolence. These
readers won't then wake from their slumber long enough to
pen their barbs about KatieKinks' own ads. An example might
be "Unbelievably convincing cum-slut needs cock - pic of my
panty-clad arse on request".
You are indeed lucky to have real girls to shop with. I
do too and it certainly adds a new dimension to trannyism.
In some ways it is more fulfilling than shopping on one's
own. Holding a dress up to a mirror on one's own is not
nearly as much fun as collapsing into a giggling fit with
another 'girl'. In practical terms, you will find paranoia
almost completely absent when you have a sister with you.
I assume that your were not dressed when your 'bet was
lost'. You can consider your graduation complete when the
changing room girl in Dorothy Perkins returns your smile.
As I have said before, the key to confidence as a tv or a
ts is to match real girls in your deportment and mannerisms
as well in make-up, dress and hair. It would be hard to
imagine any t-girls offering you better advice in these
matters than your own real girl chums. Perhaps you need to
be more frank with them - one of the most enchanting things
about real girls is their capacity to empathise with anyone,
male or female, who bares their soul to them - sadly, a
distinctly un-male trait on both fronts.
Hair is a trickier subject. I cracked this particular
problem by becoming a wig kleptomaniac. I have yet to find a
t-girl who is not suited by at least one of them - my
foremost triumph was a hunchback dwarf with a hair-lip. A
more practical solution might be to visit a hair salon
equipped with a visual-reality preview computer screen -
there may even be on-line sites that do this from a face pic.
Phone around and ask them straight whether they are t-girl
friendly - expect to be surprised by their answers. A
specialist wig shop is an obvious alternative and they are
accustomed to serving t-girls. See my recent reply on the
subject of buying wigs.
Get the hair right first and then get your lady friends
to experiment on the make-up front.
Think positive poppet and tap into those 'resources' that
you already have.
Have a good hair day.
Kisses
Katie
Dear BirchPlace
I am not quite a beginner in
dressing, as I have been doing it since I was about 11. I am
now 33, just come out to parents and had my first complete
body-wax. Unfortunately, I do not have funds to start hormone
treatment, privately, for breast growth and wondered if
there is any cheap way of growing breasts, without going to
the doctor/using the NHS.
Thanks Christine
Hello Christine, Let me first congratulate you on coming
out to your family - a brave thing to do indeed.
My first thought upon reading of your plight was to
resort to levity. Come to think of it levitation might just
work if you were able to secure your nipples to the floor
first. "Stop it Katie! This is a serious question." "I know,
I know, but I need my daily fix of literary self-adulation."
Well baby, I am no expert on tits, much less real ones.
What I would say is that NHS hormones or hormones from any
source are not going to grow you tits without substantially
changing other bits of your anatomy and, most likely your
psyche too. If you value your male libido, you should
consider the possibility of this diminishing as well.
Hormones are easily obtainable at reasonable prices
without prescription from North America, in particular
Canada, but you should not even consider going down that
road without expert advice. There are some very good medical
sites that flag up objective information about the effects
good and bad of hormone treatments - google.com will give you
a listing, but only pay attention to information posted on
non-commercial sites, that is, sites ending with dot org or
ac et cetera, rather than dot com or dot co.uk.
On no account buy hormones from so-called t-friendly
sites. These sites, including one of note in the UK, are
nothing short of criminal. I seriously doubt that any of
their products actually work. If they have any effect at
all, selling such things to vulnerable and ill-informed
customers is an absolute disgrace.
It should be possible for you to consult someone within
the NHS without reference to your own family doctor. Have a
word with NHS Direct or contact the Beaumont Society. The
latter specialise in giving advice to the would-be
transgendered community.
When you do consult a doctor, NHS or otherwise, you are
going to be asked to live as a 'woman' for a period of time.
This has nothing to do with whether you can swivel your hips
provocatively enough. With or without real tits, you are
going to encounter prejudice and it will take many years for
your transformation to be complete and completely
convincing. You need to be able to handle this and all the
other day-to-day trials that go with being 'female' in an
essentially male body.
If I were sat in on such a meeting, I would add that you
need to closely observe each and every female trait and start
emulating them - this will increase your self-confidence
immensely and self-confidence is the cornerstone of a
successful transgender voyage.
Bon tits!
Katie
xxxxxxx
Dear BirchPlace
I
am fascinated by your lifestyle - do you really get away
with being in hotels and the like? By the way you look
fantastic in all the photos I have seen of you!! I am at
that stage of going for it - if you know what I mean! My
advert just before yours as Hot Slut - can I get an unbiased
opinion - how do I look ? will I stand up(!!) to scrutiny. I
thinking of having a day with adam-and-eve121 in London to
get my confidence up(!) - any advice appreciated.
Lots of luv angy
Hi baby,
Thank you for your kind words sweetpea - us older birds
have to try a little harder.
I liked the picture in your BirchPlace ad. Nice pose,
nice legs. I can't comment on the make-up et cetera, because
your face is indistinct. I would say that your hair looks a
little wiggy. If you wish to purchase a wig or two, the
cheapest place to buy quality wigs is the US, often half the
price of identical wigs in the UK. Avoid buying any with a
high sheen or a convoluted style, the former, though often
stunning, look like wigs and the latter are usually the
product of a beautician's expert attention, seldom re-produceable
with the delivered items. Go for a style that disguises the
hairline - wigs that reveal the hairline area, particularly
those lying very flat at the hairline, rarely look
convincing, if ever. Personally, I favour a wig with gentle
waves. Poker-straight or curly haired wigs also tend to
stand out as unreal. Buying a real-hair wig is not worth the
expense. They deteriorate quicker than synthetic wigs and
are often far too hot to wear for any length of time.
Tip number one: Synthetic wigs can be washed in a machine.
Use the wool cycle with normal detergent and make sure you
put them inside two pillow cases - reversing the ends of the
cases. Comb out and leave them to dry naturally on a wig
stand or a newel post.
Tip number two: Buy some heavy-duty, wide double-sided
carpet tape. Place a four inch strip Mohican style just
behind your own hairline. It is tricky stuff, so only take
the upper cover from the tape off when it is in place - to
make this easier, fold back the first half-inch or so of the
upper cover before applying it. Nothing short of a hurricane
will shift your wig and, unless your name is Yul Brynner,
you will merely yelp if some moron attempts to pull your
hair off from behind.
Looking convincing has as much to do with the way you
carry yourself and your mannerisms as it is about looks,
make-up or shape. I have listed some dos and don'ts below.
I have no knowledge of AdamandEve121, which I presume is
a dressing service. They may well provide an excellent
service. However, I would suggest that you do some research
first, paying attention to any 'before' and 'after' results.
Many of these outfits are staffed by girls who have no real
empathy with their customers and charge rip-off prices.
One-girl-bands tend to provide a far better and friendlier
service, though they too can be expensive. There are at
least two in London, the names of which I'll avoid
mentioning, who will make a day of it and escort you on
shopping and dining out trips.
Tip number three: If you only need a makeover, there are
some TV-friendly cosmetic houses such as Mac who are very
reasonable and sometimes 'free' if you purchase cosmetics to
a certain value.
To answer your first question, Monique and I have no fear
of going into straight pubs or hotels, provided that they
are not places frequented by roughs or 'phobics'. There is
something deliciously wicked about standing in the ladies
doing your lippy, knowing full well that the girl next to
you is itching to interrogate you. Even better if she says
"hello", without a flicker of comprehension. Most girls I
have met in such situations, if they do realise that you're
not the full ticket, are just in awe of your "guts" and
often wanting to know where you bought your outfit or your
handbag or shoes.
In conclusion, here are some dos and don'ts baby:
- If you are not a natural smiler, put in some
practice - a smiley face is worth two tons of make-up
- Always hold your head up to the point where your
neck is slightly stretched
- Lean back on your heels, keeping your back straight
and hold your shoulders back
- Place one foot directly in front of the other to
make your hips sway when walking and don't be afraid to
stride out
- If you have your arms free, keep them flaccid with
your elbows slightly inverted - this counteracts the
male muscles that produce the simian effect.
- Avoid the Dick Emery handbag walk. Modern girls
seldom carry a handbag in the pit of their elbow, unless
they need to use that particular hand.
- Never sit in a skirt with your legs apart and always
swivel on your botty with your legs together when
getting in to or out of a car seat
- Don't be a shy girl - always maintain eye-to-eye
contact when getting chatted up
Once you have mastered these rules, you may like to
indulge in some post-graduate femme activities such as
running down the street, hair, handbag and coat-tails
flowing in your wake or try that uniquely feminine walk with
your arms crossed and tucked under your breasts. Maybe you
should try the ultimate girly test - applying your mascara
and lippy on a moving bus or train.
Well that's enough of Auntie's rabbiting.
I hope you found this missive illuminating in some way.
Bon chance!
Kisses
Kate
xxxx
Dear BirchPlace
My boyfriend wants to fuck
me while I suck his friend off and then they want to swap round. I
love my man very much and he has a gorgeous cock, but I have never
had 2 men at once and I am scared. Have you done this and can you
tell me how best to relax. I am scared of 2 big cocks inside me but
I want to do it very much. Please help me so I can relax and enjoy
it.
Love Shirley
Hi Shirley, I am assuming that you are a t-girl rather than a real
girl, but the answer is going to be much the same, regardless.
Since you have had full sex with your boyfriend before, that is not
what is troubling you.
There are really two things that you need to worry about in this
situation. Firstly, what happens if I am helplessly impaled at both
ends and start to gag and, secondly, how can I get relaxed enough to
enjoy it?
Taking the second point first, I would suggest that you treat the
physical aspect with relaxants. I will leave the first of these to
your imagination, but the legal one would be amyl nitrite -
so-called poppers. Amyl nitrite can be purchased from a chemist in
the form of a room deodoriser and from many other sources, including
the rxxx.com shop at a
knock-down price. It comes in liquid form in a small bottle and is
taken by sniffing it as you make a few passes under the nostrils -
take care not to make contact between the skin and the bottle top,
as any traces are enough to cause a nasty skin irritation. If you
have a larger screw-top bottle, best to decant it into that, to
lessen this possibility.
The psychological aspect is tied in with the first point. You all
need to talk things through before you get down to business. A
standing cock knows no conscience, so you need to make it perfectly
clear beforehand that you are not Linda Lovelace and shoving a cock
right down your throat is not an option. It is possible to cheat on
this score by making full use of your cheeks by tilting your head to
alter the direction of the thrusts.
Most important of all is to make sure that you have some signal to
give to one or both of your men that you need a breather. This could
be something as unsubtle as biting hard on number two's cock or
simply sticking your hand up in the air.
As a rite of passage in life's adventure, I would rate it above
owning one's first penknife and only slightly below putting frogs in
the girls' school desks.
Hope that helps baby
Kisses
Aunty Kate
xxxxx
Hello,
Really enjoyed reading your comments. I'm very interested in
becoming more girly and think that I want to know more about
cock-sucking. Is it pleasurable and the best way to go about it.
Can you help?
Sucking a rampant cock is probably the ultimate act of submission.
There are, after all, lots of real girls out there who will not do
it.
Active t-girls wear it as a badge and I don't know a single one who
does not think she is good at it. Real-girls often view is as a
necessary chore, t-girls view it simply as necessary.
Is it pleasurable? Tricky question - does everyone like brussels
sprouts?
There are certainly things that can make it unpleasant, such as
unrequited pressure to the neck or a lack of hygiene. Some men -
particularly those overweight - need to be encouraged to wash their
downstairs bits beforehand. This, sadly, is not an option for
streetwalking scrubbers like Auntie Katie's twin sister KatieKinks -
but she does avoid getting into Ladas, white vans and 2CVs and she
keeps a stock of baby-wipes stuffed into a used condom in her
handbag.
If you do it properly, you will find some white stuff coming out of
the end of the cock. This is called spunk and it comes in several
different flavours. Vegans and sandal-wearers tend to have very
salty spunk, which is a real bitch if it gets in your eyes. Most
studs like a girl to look up at them admiringly as they fire their
salvos, so this is very much of an occupational hazard, unless of
course, you intend to dine out on it.
Step-by-step guide:
1. Find a suitable candidate
2. Get him to stand up or sit on a stool and undo his flies,
removing trousers if you intend only to provoke other activities
3. If not already rigid, gently lick and stroke, applying nails to
scrotum
4. Take into mouth, making full use of tongue movements
5. Think of favourite dance music and suck to the rhythm
6. Swallow in full or look upwards with mouth open and admiring gaze
7. Wash mouth out with carbolic acid and replace dentures
Hope that helps baby
Kisses
Auntie Katie
xxxxx
Hi Kate.
I had to move to Carmarthen in
west Wales, life down here sucks, not literally, it is so quiet it
is positively frustrating , how do I get fucked down here as I have
tried without success. have you any suggestions?
Rico
Hello Rico,
I had girlfriend once who wanted me to re-locate to Ennis in County
Clare. Can you imagine Katiekinks plying her wares in Seamus
O'Flaherty's snug-bar? And where on earth would I get the heels of
my thigh-length boots repaired?
I think you should pay a visit to Ennis before you phone the
Samaritans Rico.
If there is no scene in Carmarthen, then you need to create one. I
think you would be surprised just how many would-be t-girls are
staying at home darning socks, when they really want to be attending
or hosting wild t-orgies.
Start MSN and Yahoo groups entitled 'Carmarthen t-sluts', place ads
at RXXX and all the
other t-girls personals sites and then hit the trans groups at
Google to spread the word even further.
Who knows? You might even be able to start a self-help charity and
open a t-girl charity dress shop where you and your new-found
friends could work. Come to think of it, I might even move to
Carmarthen myself. It rains a lot, so I could flounce around in my
slutty pvc macs to my heart's content.
I know this doesn't help in the slightest, but I enjoyed writing it.
Cheer up baby - worse things happen in Ennis
Kisses
Kate
xxxxx
Bonjour!
I LOVE your column at BirchPlace!
Maybe you can help me out. I am a closet TV sissy maid. Just like you
said in your column, I am very butch in my male "mode".
With my
girlfriend, we have gotten kinky in the way bondage and lingerie..
but SHE is the one who wears the lingerie....and it is ALL the
time.. I always make her wear stockings, garters and even sometimes
the French Maid outfits.
The problem is... I WANT TO WEAR IT but she
has told me so many times that she gets "turned off" by men who act
feminine. While she used to experiment with bi-sexuality, she is
very much into me being a man. Any suggestions?
T aka B. Laureux
Hi Bridgett,
Thank you those kind words sweet-pea.
Your girlfriend is fairly typical of the species and I think you
should consider yourself lucky that she likes being kinky in the
context of your 'straight' relationship.
Here are some suggestions that may persuade her to indulge you in
your sissy maid kink:
a) Offer to do all the ironing for a whole month
b) Buy a couple of lesbian videos and switch cases with her
favourite videos
c) Become a famous 'female' rock star
If these don't work, try lacing her morning coffee with
testosterone.
Be happy!
Kisses
Kate
xxxx
Hello
I am new to the scene and am looking for
some places to go, shopping for small intimate places, luv the idea
of glory hole, but am only interested in TV/TS hope u can give me
some ideas, really looking in the South London area.
The only club I know of in South London was Stunners in Croydon, but
has now moved to Limehouse, and even that is hardly a small place and
certainly not exclusive to TV/TS. In fact, apart from people
advertising for private TV parties at birchplace.com (pay site, but
great value!), you are unlikely to find any venues with no admirers.
Once a member, you can place your own ad in the 'party' category.
Transmission in central London, which is a club open only on certain
days of the year, is about as close to being predominantly TV/TS, as
their current policy is to deter unaccompanied males. However, that
too could not be described as small by any means.
Try using key search words like ferret-faced transvestite party
london etc in the address line of your browser - I would be
surprised if that or some similar combination of words does not
throw up something useful.
Good hunting!
Auntie Katie
xxxxx
ps. ferret-faced was a typo
Hi Kate,
I've just spunked all over
my sissy panties looking at the pic ...thanks xxxxxxxxxx Should I
lick them clean???
Davy xxxx
Hi baby,
I would suggest that you invest in some paper panties. When you have
your next accident, you can eat them on a piece of toast.
Kisses
Auntie xxxxx
Dear Agony Aunt Kate,
I'm a TV admirer but I don't know how to
find a TV girlfriend. What's the best way to find one and chat one
up
Yours hopefully, Malcolm
Hello Malcolm,
I suggest that you make a start by having a chat in
rxxx's chat room - it
is free.
T-girls respond to a charm offensive in much the same way as real
girls.
The more interesting, frank and humorous you are, the more interest
will be shown in you.
If you cannot type quickly, I suggest that you create a Wordpad file
before you go into the chat room. In the file, put some witty
answers to all the questions that you think you may be asked. For
example, in response to "how are you babes?" you might like to say
"Not so good I'm afraid. My gran has gone into hospital today to
have her genital warts lanced again". Get yourself noticed by saying
something outrageous like "Would anyone like to suck my 10" cock in
a telephone kiosk?" The possible phrases you can make up are only
limited by your imagination.
If you don't want to get told off, avoid putting your contact
details in the open room. You can double-click on a chat room
member's handle and hold a private conversation and you can then
divulge your phone number etc. Be sure to create your profile - many
girls will not wish to talk to you if they think you have something
to hide and regard you as a probable time-waster (of which there are
many). Remember to save your completed Wordpad file. Make a shortcut
to it and put it on your desktop, so that it is always easily
accessible. Before entering the chat room, open it keep it minimised
on your taskbar. When you want to send an extracted phrase,
highlight the phrase by dragging your mouse over it from end to
start. When it is highlighted, press Ctrl+C, click in the main cha
room box or your private message box and press Ctrl+V - this second
action is the only way to copy your text, as the message boxes have
no drop-down Edit functions.
If you ad-lib in the chatroom and say something important or witty
that you may wish to repeat without laboriously re-typing it, BEFORE
you click Send, highlight your text, press Ctrl+C and then paste it
back into your Wordpad file with Ctrl+V, remembering to re-save the
modified file afterwards. I suggest you print this email as a
reminder of these points.
The girls and boys whose name appears in blue are moderators and
some of them get quite huffy if you 'private' them without first
asking permission in the open chatroom.
When you create your own handle, eg 'MalcMassiveCock' be sure to add
your geographical location as the moderators are under instructions
to ensure that everyone does this. In fact, some of them regard it
as a sport, jumping on hapless newcomers, so be warned.
On initial entry to the chat room, you will be asked to download the
chat room software. Avoid taking the 'Lite' software as you will not
then be able to exchange that impressive photo of yours with girls
who might want to sit on something long and hard.
Many of the t-girls, like Auntie Kate's twin sister Katiekinks, are
on the game. You should be able to spot them from their handles and
their periodic postings, promoting their services. They are genuine,
but they do not engage in dating.
Good hunting.
Kisses
Auntie Kate
xxxx
P.S. Lovely cock baby. I wish I was 3 weeks younger and not on the
game.
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