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Napoleons
The 'Village', 35 Bloom Street, Manchester
KatieKinks cases the joint!
My new
friend Wynona gets me laughing so hard, I have had to invest
in some rubber panties. Where was I? Oh yes, Napoleons in
Sackville Street in Manchester's famous 'Village' - what a
find! I say Village as opposed to Gay Village, because it
is a pot pourri of diverse sexual creatures and frequented
also by lots of lovely straight girls.
Late on a
Friday and Saturday I like to prop up the ground floor bar
with my hilarious mate 'Wynnie' - just look for two blonde
tarts at the end of the bar - we are not hard to spot - then
make your way to other end, if you know what is good for
you. Just stand around with your tits thrust out and you
will not be a wallflower for long.
Napoleons
has a lot going for it, especially for t-girls. It has a
big dance floor upstairs with bum-thrusting music and bars
that you can actually get served at. The cavernous basement
has comfy seats for canoodling and more subdued music and
yet another bar.
The burly
bouncers offer re-assurance that no over-the-eight guys will
maul you - unless, of course, you want them to.
Uniquely
for a club in Europe (I'm told), t-girls get in free. I get
a bit of a pout on, because the door staff always spot that
I am not a real girl - maybe I should try not wearing one of
my pvc-whoring macs one night. I am hoping to fool the nice
door-lady one night though.
Being a
club, rather than a bar, Naps as it is known, opens late and
closes late. Their opening times are as follows:
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Sunday
8pm 'til 12.30am
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Monday
10pm 'til 2am
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Closed
Tuesday
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Wednesday
8pm 'til 2am
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Thursday
10pm 'til 2am
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Friday
8pm 'til 2am
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Saturday
8pm 'til 2am
The
upstairs dance bar tends to open up around 11ish, but is
worth the wait if your heels can still get you up the
stairs.
Get your
under-employed butt down there and enjoy the friendly staff
and pervasive naughtiness of the place.
Napoleons was reviewed by Katiekinks article
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